I'm Brandi. I am...
- ...the wildest girl next door in the entire history of neighborhoods everywhere. I can swing around a pole better than the earth itself, and I can bake a pie off the heat of my yummy pussy. (I'm a two-time national pole dancing champion, but only an unofficial pie oven.)
- If you like your porn starlets to make you feel like you just jumped onto a speeding train and your cum will save their life, then I'm your girl.
- I like dancing, making people laugh, fucking like a pro and getting fucked up wherever I go.
- Come inside, and find out what Wild Brandi is all about!